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WatchWatch
timothydelaghetto: Good Lord.. this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months.
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January 2013
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Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.
maiyonnaise: fangirlingforeverz: derpiest-boy-alive: whentherestrouble: sillysymphonic: clockwourk: Pokemon Blue Version Pokemon Red Version Pokemon Green Version Pokemon Yellow Version Pokemon Pinball Pokemon Gold Version Pokemon Silver Version Pokemon Crystal Version OH MY FUCKING GOD HOYL SHIT ohmyfuckkk OMSF Goodbye social life. CAN I JUST...
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November 2012
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Cheating is NOT a mistake,
hi-aj: Cheating on someone is not a mistake, it’s a decision. A person that cheated could make up bullshit excuses all they want saying that it was just a mistake but it really wasn’t. If you knew things were going to get out of hand, you should’ve backed off right at that point. Instead you took the risk and made the decision of hurting the person who loved you the most. If you were cheated on,...
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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Holy Shit.
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Listenwthellmichelle: As Long As You Love Me...
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Listenwthellmichelle: Breathless —  Shayne Ward
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you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING WHAT DO I DO ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES FUCK IT DROPPED MORE BABIES MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM...
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